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Is this a joke? Certainly it must be.
(Updated: October 29, 2024)
Overall rating
 
1.0
Appearance
 
1.0
Louche
 
1.0
Aroma
 
1.0
Flavor / Mouthfeel
 
1.0
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1.0
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1.0
Color: Dark green but still neon. In fact it is a vivid green through an amber glass bottle. They can do amazing things with chemicals these days.

Louche: I think I saw oil trails. Certainly no clouds. At 4:1 it just ends up a watered down version of it's original color. So... no louche.

Aroma: Smells the same neat and cut. Sugary mint with nail polish. No absinthe smells from this one.

Flavor: Nasty. Like leftover salon juice that was distilled and colored by some mutant chemist from a comic book.

Finish: I wish that it didn't last for the five seconds that it does.

Overall: Gross. Not absinthe at all. A terrible offering to the green fairy and nothing short of spitting in her face.
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It kills grass too!
(Updated: October 29, 2024)
Overall rating
 
1.0
Appearance
 
1.0
Louche
 
1.0
Aroma
 
1.0
Flavor / Mouthfeel
 
1.0
Finish
 
1.0
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Appearance: It has that mid-nineties douchebag Mustang green color.

Louche: None. None at all. Clearly no anise.

Aroma: Smells like they extracted all the goo from a nail salon, mixed it with all the goo from a tanning salon, and distilled it.

Flavor: White dog and witch hazel. Terrible.

Finish: Not much finish other than burning alcohol in the mouth/stomach.

Overall: AWFUL.
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