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Color: Dark green but still neon. In fact it is a vivid green through an amber glass bottle. They can do amazing things with chemicals these days.

Louche: I think I saw oil trails. Certainly no clouds. At 4:1 it just ends up a watered down version of it's original color. So... no louche.

Aroma: Smells the same neat and cut. Sugary mint with nail polish. No absinthe smells from this one.

Flavor: Nasty. Like leftover salon juice that was distilled and colored by some mutant chemist from a comic book.

Finish: I wish that it didn't last for the five seconds that it does.

Overall: Gross. Not absinthe at all. A terrible offering to the green fairy and nothing short of spitting in her face.
Overall rating 
 
1.0
Appearance 
 
1.0
Louche 
 
1.0
Aroma 
 
1.0
Flavor / Mouthfeel 
 
1.0
Finish 
 
1.0
Overall 
 
1.0
Reviewed by Evan Camomile September 26, 2011
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Is this a joke? Certainly it must be.

Color: Dark green but still neon. In fact it is a vivid green through an amber glass bottle. They can do amazing things with chemicals these days.

Louche: I think I saw oil trails. Certainly no clouds. At 4:1 it just ends up a watered down version of it's original color. So... no louche.

Aroma: Smells the same neat and cut. Sugary mint with nail polish. No absinthe smells from this one.

Flavor: Nasty. Like leftover salon juice that was distilled and colored by some mutant chemist from a comic book.

Finish: I wish that it didn't last for the five seconds that it does.

Overall: Gross. Not absinthe at all. A terrible offering to the green fairy and nothing short of spitting in her face.

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Written by Amber Peter
November 21, 2012
In my notes, it tells me that you took a drink, and then facepalmed.
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