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Faux Absinthe
Appearance: It has that mid-nineties douchebag Mustang green color.

Louche: None. None at all. Clearly no anise.

Aroma: Smells like they extracted all the goo from a nail salon, mixed it with all the goo from a tanning salon, and distilled it.

Flavor: White dog and witch hazel. Terrible.

Finish: Not much finish other than burning alcohol in the mouth/stomach.

Overall: AWFUL.
Overall rating 
 
1.0
Appearance 
 
1.0
Louche 
 
1.0
Aroma 
 
1.0
Flavor / Mouthfeel 
 
1.0
Finish 
 
1.0
Overall 
 
1.0
Reviewed by Amber Peter September 26, 2011
Last updated: November 21, 2012
Top 10 Reviewer  -   View all my reviews (58)

It kills grass too!

Appearance: It has that mid-nineties douchebag Mustang green color.

Louche: None. None at all. Clearly no anise.

Aroma: Smells like they extracted all the goo from a nail salon, mixed it with all the goo from a tanning salon, and distilled it.

Flavor: White dog and witch hazel. Terrible.

Finish: Not much finish other than burning alcohol in the mouth/stomach.

Overall: AWFUL.

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